I had never considered this topic before...

Top Ten Gay-Friendly Cars--Quickly read the article, then click on the slideshow to see the countdown--that odd Toyota clown car at #2 is probably the only one I would have a real problem owning, especially since its name rhymes with my last name, and people would report sightings of "The Ferris Yaris" all over town, and especially if I painted it pink, and blasted "Macho Man" over subwoofers filling the entire back seat. The temptations are just too great. I must abstain.