from Coexist: a reprise of The Death of Common Sense

Coexist: The Death of Common Sense: Diane Ferri, our friend who appears to have lent the additional "s" to Tim Ferriss (we suspect we are all one big happy family, you know, but it's just that the "s" keeps shifting and slipping and sliding around), resurrects something that has circulated on the internet for a good while now, but struck me as more cogent than usual this morning:

"Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Trust and Truth; his wife, Discretion; his daughter Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three step-brothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame and I'm a Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone."