I once gave a speech like this

This. Fucking. Election. -- Years ago, in my downtown Mid-Day Toastmasters phase, I gave an end-of-year speech doing nothing but reading the headlines; it seemed to play well. This graphic, at the link, does it in black and white with an occasional red. I think it's sort of nifty. Katie, take note that I note the value of the juxtaposition of the everyday.